An Arab was interviewed at US Embassy.
Consul: Your name, please?
Arab: SUAD SHAMIKH.
Arab: 6 times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female. Sometimes even camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs, too.
Consul: Man, isn´t that hostile?
Arab: Horsestyle, doggystyle, any style!
Consul: Oh, dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer! They run fast.